Death Clock
A death clock is a script that counts down from the last time I pressed the button.
If I don't press the button at lest once every 7 days something horrible probably has happened and am no longer one of the living.
But until then take the time to guess at my date of death and a reason, prizes will be awarded to the people with the closest date.
Current date: 10th of February 2012
Last pressed: 15th of January 2012
If I do not press the dooms day button in 63.89 days I will be pronounce me dead.
Steven is still...
Alive!
Guess when I will die
Prizes for the top 3 people closest to the date, one guess per email.
So far 14 people have guessed at my death
What have others guessed
- [02/29/2012] The last leap year day before doomsday...
- [11/23/2021] massive cataclysmic end to majority of the human race and unfortunately that happens includes you
- [12/24/2038] Cancer
- [03/10/2007] Big stick to the face
- [09/09/07] A huge sweaty pirate looking man will fall off a bar stool causing the bartender to laugh and spill the drink he was mixing on the floor. This slippery floor will be the end of Steven. He will run into the bar in a hurry to ask for the time and slip on this spilt beer and crack his head on the floor. The intraparenchymal hemorrhage will go untreated and ultimately kill him. That or he's die from something stupid he was doing to impress a girl...(more likely)
- [06/06/2016] I'm hoping for peaceful
this is just slightly morbid but hey .......
- [11/11/2011] Car crash. Into a tree. While drunk.
Sorry bro... :(
- [09/19/2042] I'm hoping for peaceful, but it probably won't be... sorry
- [12/21/2012] Zombie apocalypse, duh.
- [08/26/2024] Will get attacked by the can lady who peruses the alley way. She will bludgeon you to death with a garbage bag full of cans that she steals from your garage - LCW
What are the prizes
First place Cash prize of $5
Second place 2 red paper clips
Third place 45 mysterious keys
Donations of prize items will be accepted donate cash via paypal, donate items
Contact and Help/Suggestions/Comments
Written by: Steven Smethurst
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