A perfect example of why you should use the same password on different websites.

Plenty of fish stores your password as plain text in their database. I know this because they send you a weekly email with updates to the site and puts your password at the bottom of the email so you can easily login.

Plenty of fish was hacked and their data was stolen by a 3rd party. They now have your email address and a password to try for other sites.

Do you use the same password for Plenty of fish as your Facebook? Yes? Well someone can now login to your Facebook account and pretend to be you. maybe change the password and tell all your friends that you actually like having sex with farm animals or your cheating on your wife with so and so.

Question:

Well what am I suppose to do, I can’t remember 1000s different passwords?

Answer:

Well you could use a program to generate and store the passwords for you. Something like Keepass. It works for all phones and computers, anything that can run on java.  You could hash the domain name of the site and use it to generate a password for you.

Here are some tips for creating new passwords.

http://www.microsoft.com/protect/fraud/passwords/create.aspx

What I have been up to in January 2011

Its been a busy month, the start of the year always is.

  • Built my first Android APP with Phone gap. Its a happiness survey that lets users report there current happiness level once an hour. The reports go back to my website and get stored in a database. I hope to run this survey for a year and see if i can see any patterns in peoples happiness. The app prompts them once an hour (during the day) for input so hopefully they will report in good times as well as bad times. The first version had 5 different buttons but i found that people only the middle option. I have since switched it to using an analog progress bar and has produced must more varied results. Currently I have 32 people running this survey and I plan to add more as I refine the app. This app is not available to the public.
  • EveryDayFiction IPhone/IPad app. Again I am using Phone gap with JQuery mobile for theming. its not going as well as the happiness survey. This app when it is done will be available to the public thou iTunes or android market.
  • I been making/downloading and building a stencils collection to decorate VHS. Simple one layer images. Archive of collection
  • Me and Jordan submitted a short video to the The peak Commercial contest. Our entry, everyone  else’s entries
    To create this video, we downloaded several days worth of the Peak’s 12 hour playlist, then wrote a program that downloaded the lyrics to each song from the web (we’re only fabulous commercial producers at night. During the day, we’re software engineers). Next, we wrote out the phrases that we wanted in the commercial and used a special program to find each word in the list of lyrics. Some words weren’t available (apparently no one sings about “bacon”. Go figure.) so we rewrote our “script” several times to suit what we had available. That gave us a list of songs where a particular word was used. From that, we chose songs where the word we wanted was enunciated clearly by the singer (which was super hard, cause rock stars mumble). Finally we added subtitles to help the viewer understand the word, spent countless hours editing the heck out of it so that it was 30 seconds long and our entry was complete. Since this commercial is a transformative work, rights are covered by Fair Dealing (the Canadian equivalent of Fair Use)

  • The script I used to scrape the lyrics pages for certain songs. The script its self only took about 30mins from start to finish to write. No wonder there are so many spammers out there that scrape other peoples websites for content and publish it as their own… I wouldn’t have even bothered if i knew about this project. Million Song Dataset that seems to have done the same thing I have but better and more organized then I could have with my limited time.
  • Moving people in the rain sucks…
  • Most of my time has been occupied with the launch of http://raygunrevival.com all the steps that you need to go thou to launch a website are exhausting. I think it turned out okay.
  • Me, Jordan Lapp, and Andrew LeBlanc filmed a short trailer for RayGunRevival to launch the website. The trailer has taken longer to edit then I would have thought and has missed the launch of the site. But hopefully we can still use it as a advertising medium. I will post it as soon as its ready.
  • I have stopped development on http://www.camilladerrico.com/ my other paying projects and pet projects where taking up too much of my time. I could not keep up with updates that Camilla needed and was falling farther and farther behind. I regret that I can’t make time for her but my other projects are more important to me at this time. Good luck!
  • Everydaypoets book was launched this month by the fabulous Camille Campbell. It looks great and is available on Amazon
  • Started reading a new book Terminal World by Alastair Reynolds. The first few chapters have been really engaging and I am looking forward to reading the rest of it.
  • Started rating movies again. Lets see if I can keep up with it this time. This wordpress plugin isn’t the best and if i ever find some time i will rewrite it with some social elements. (Facebook updates, community taging, ect)
  • The Every day fiction anthologies are in the Harvard library

Skullcandy head phones are not compatible…

I picked up a pair of Hesh Skullcandy and they sounded great at the store. But when I got home and plugged them in to my phone it sounded dull, like it was missing all the treble. I connected them to my computer thinking it might be some setting or something with my phone, same thing. Out of chance I pressed and held down the mic button and it sound great, clear crisp sound. It looks like I would have to hold down the mic button to get anything out of these earphones.

First thing i thought was that it was a manufactures mistake, it happens from time to time. I searched skullcandy.com website and found other people with the same problem. So I decided to call up the support line and see if it was just user error. After 45 mins on hold with one of the worst PBX systems I have encountered I got thou to a support staff.

Apparently this series of head phones are only compatible with IPhone 4 and Xbox 360 and is not compatible with my phone or my PC or my amp or any of the other music playing devices in my house. Take a min to let that sink in, A length of wire connected to a speaker with plastic wrapped around it has compatibly issues. Thats like saying this pencil is not compatible with yellow paper. I made him repeat it a few times to make sure I was understanding him correctly.

“The Hesh skull candy head phones are only compatible with IPhone 4 and Xbox 360″

I was shocked, I could rant about the benefit of open source standards over proprietary connections, or how proprietary standards encourage monopolies and Anti-competitive practices but you all heard this before and i’m getting tired of saying it over and over again.

So I asked for a refund. Nope, but they would give me store credit, if I paid for the shipping cost to send it back to them so I can buy another proprietary non-compatible set of head phones. I think I would rather wrap the head phones in a brick and send it thou the front window of their head offices.

Skullcandy sucks.


What I did in 2010, Year end review

I hate writing this type of post, the review of all your failures and accomplishments over the last year. But review is important its stops you from repeating the same mistakes and give you a direction to go next year.

This year I have traveled to Atlanta, GA, USA (BACnet Plugfest) , Montreal, QC Canada, Harrison Hot Springs, BC, Canada, Calgary, AB, CanadaBlack rock city, NV, USA (Burning man), Ruby lake. And a bunch of other places in-between.

I saw lots of fantastic shows, far to many to list. To name a few; Gogol BordelloJackie TreehornAmanda Palmerdead mouse,BassnectarkraddyKrafty KutsChemical BrothersDresden Dollsin the house festival,

I participated at burning man with its anit cooperate, peace loving hippy festival to protesting at the media fuck fest that was the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter games.

I joined VHS (Vancouver hack space) a electronics group, where I can talk about tech, security, and other geeky subjects and learn from others.

I met a very special lady, who has made me overwhelmingly happy this year, and I have had good friends move away for better opportunities who I miss dearly. Socially this year has been a roller-coaster of ups and downs. Never have I ever felt so connected with a single person and so disconnected with my community at the same time.

New Skills

  • Lock-picking – I got the chance to see a guest presenter that was teaching lock picking at VHS over the thanksgiving weekend. He was a securities expert giving talks about how easy cretin types of locks and security features where broken. (physical and electronic) He gave a 2 hour persntaiton on picking locks. I have picked up some lockpicks from dealextreme a few months ago, but never got around to playing around with them. I picked my first lock in 1hr and picked up a bunch of practice locks to play with. With practice over the last few month I can pick most normal locks in under 30 sec, and tougher locks in 5-10 mins. Its shocking how easy it really is to pick a lock. Instructions slides, and more info
  • Google app inventor/PhoneGap – I been developing a few simple Android apps using these frameworks. Google App Inventor is very simple and would make a good teaching tool for youths on programing but isn’t that powerful. PhoneGap on the other hand is very powerful and a little confusing but you can make just about anything it in. PhoneGap uses html and Javascript and can be used cross platform on IPhone and android as well as other smart phones.
  • QR Tags – As part of the wheat pasting and graffiti projects I learnt how to create QR tags so i could digitally sign the pictures I put up and give the viewers the ability to see other projects I was working on.
  • GPS – I purchased a GPS receiver from Sparkfun, to work on my life tracking project that I abandoned. The GPS syntax was pretty simple to decode.
  • OpenID – I use it for the login system for most of my projects. Its easier and safer then implementing my own login system. This year I learnt more about the internal system so OpenID mainly for stealing personal information.

Things I have made/did or help make

  • Ray Gun Revival – Our newest magazine joining Every Day Fiction and Every Day Poets. It publishes 4000 word or less pulp science fiction stories paying pro rates. This project took a good 2 months of my time to get running. Launches in February 2011.
  • Papercraft (Paper model) and Origami (paper folding) - VHS has had a few paper folding (modular origami) nights over the last year that I have attended. I have created a few interesting objects including this 64 sheet star with no glue. I plan to keep building different and more complex objects over the next year. Its a lot of fun.
  • Time laps Videos – I have been experimenting with time laps photography after I hacked my canon camera to give it the ability to run scripts.  Examples: 2010-Jul-19 – modular origami, Long exposer roof top, Time laps clouds across the sky. 1min per frame, Vancouver Car free days 2010. The hardest part is finding something interesting to recored. I was originally planning on taking a photo a min of the entire trip down and back from burning man, but I was unable to find a way to charge the battery of the camera for the entire trip. I have since purchased a 12v inverter but it was too late for this year.
  • SkyZoo – We played music and gave out ~2000 Kazoo on the Vancouver Skytrain during the 2010 Olympic Winter games. It was a lot of fun and we didn’t get arrested. It was organized by the talented Zee Kesler.
  • Wheatpaste/graffiti projects - After seeing exit through the gift shop, a graffiti film about Mr Brainwash by Banksy a street artiest and the great work of  Lindsay Joy Hamilton, we decided to try it out our self. I put up about ~750 Mario brothers icons around Vancouver over three months. I have since moved on to bigger wheat pasting projects and found a group to do it with.
  • Light painting – After stumbling upon some fantastic light painting videos, I decided to make my own. Using my hacked Canon camera I was able to take high dynamic range photos and extremely long exposure photos. I also started and never finished a processing app that would create live light painting pictures/videos. My light painting projects soon feel to the wayside as other projects took up more of my free time.
  • Android phone – I upgraded my phone this year to a Android smart phone and started developing apps for it with the help of VHS.
  • Color survey – A simple survey written in PHP designed to find out different groups label colors. Does age, sec, location effect how you see color, and if so how much. More detailed description and results. Take the survey.
  • Sensor net – I created 2 little sensors that read  the inside and outside temperature and light. Connected them to a arduino and recored the values once a min. The reading where very interesting until the outside cable was accentually cut and I lost my readings from the outside sensors.
  • Choose your own path (AKA CYOA) –  Is a choose your own adventure like game where you are given choices on what the protagonist does after each chapter. You are able to add new choices if you don’t like the choices available. Written in CakePHP.
  • Life tracker – This was a project to recored my own moments with a GPS over the entire year to search for patterns and reduce and refine my paths. I was also curious to see how much of Vancouver I walk over in a year. When I purchased my android phone I converted the project from Arduino to Android. After building the tracking app I found that the GPS drained considerable phone from the Android phone. My battery life went down from about 12 hours of to 3 hours. After a few weeks I abandoned the project and didn’t continue it.
  • Meauloaf – I helped a good friend of mine Andrew LeBlanc with a short horror film for the bloodshots 2010 contest. We got and
    honorable mention for “Best Gross out“. It was a great learning experience and I can’t wait to do it again next year.

Lessons that I have learnt

  • I have learned to fear Chicago Airport. I have never had a flight that arrived or depart from this airport on time.  They cap all their power outlets so no one can charge their laptops or other electronic devices with out paying for the privilege at one of their booths. But at lest their air port is nice to look at with lots of stuff to do while you are waiting.
  • In-Ear buds are good for short distances, anything longer then 4 hours and your ears start to get a cramp. After 8 hours they blister and cause great pain. For long distance travel headphones are the way to go.
  • Always make a development log of everything you do each day. There is no way that I will be able to remember what I didn’t last week let alone 3-6 months ago. Keeping a Dev log of what you change, new things, things removed, stuff learned has helped tremendousness over the past year.

This year has been pretty decent. I have not done as much done in previous years but I would say I am happier this year then I have been in a long time.

Goals for next year

  • More projects. This year I mainly worked on a few key projects instead of spreading myself out. Well this worked helped me maintain focus and complete polish more projects I missed the ability to try new things and explore more.
  • More documentation of the process. I plan to make more posts on the process instead of just the finished product of my projects. A project that takes a few weeks to complete and work out the details shouldn’t just have a post mortem.
  • All failed projects should have a post mortem. Why it failed, What I learnt, How to improve next time.
  • Participation. Never say No without a good reason, Always be willing to try, Try things that you “Know” to be impossible just for the learning experiences, Participation in every opportunity.
  • Take more photos of nothing. I haven’t been taking many photos over the last two years as most of the time I would take photos at shows or parties as “memory photos”. As I slowed down on the parties I also stop taking my camera out and reduced the amount of photos that I have been taking. Next year I will bring my camera with me where ever I go and take pictures of anything that interests me.
  • Clean and organize regularity. This year my work space has been a mess. It takes me 10s of mins to find anything and most of my parts are crammed in to a endless stack of shoe boxes.  This year I am going to spend the last Sunday of each month or Cleaning and organizing my stuff.

Predictions for the future

  • Year of the App and Tablets/Smart phones. I believe that next year will be focused on App devlopment for mobile devices such as smart phones and tablets. I will be forcing on the android platform mainly as I believe that it will grow to become one of the biggest players in the industry.
  • I believe that there will be on mass mobile network device virus that will infect hundreds of thousands of devices that will force platform developers to tighten the security models on their devices.
  • 3d printers are going to be a big thing this year as they become cheaper and easier to obtain. More people will have them and more source objects will be created.

Wow that was a big post. I’m probably missing a few things feel free to reminded me in the comments section.

Happy new year!

They’re made out of data

With apologies to Terry BissonWarning: Tron 2 spoilers.

“They’re made out of data.”
“Data?”
“Data. They’re made out of data.”
“Data?”
“No doubt about it. We picked them up as holonomic extrusions, sent in an amnesiant isomorphic scout party, and checked them out up close. They are completely data.”
“That’s impossible. What about that page?”
“The page didn’t come from them. The page came from a machine.”
“So who made the machine? That’s who we want to contact.”
“I’ll get to that in a minute. But they’re definitely data. Bits and bytes. Running on a machine.”
“You’re asking me to believe in sentient data.”
“I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are emergent characteristics of a software framework and they’re made out of data.”
“That’s ridiculous. Maybe they’re like the leiorfo. You know, an intelligent multiversal abstraction that goes through a data stage.”
“Nope. They’re born data and they die data. We studied them for several of their life cycles, which didn’t take long. Do you have any idea what’s the life span of data?”
“I had a Commodore Amiga: spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part data. You know, like the leiweddi. Hardware head running data on virtual machines to augment…”
“They’re interpreted by a virtual machine! Inside the real one, simulating three dimensional space as a construct within the dimensional manifolds the hardware can access. They don’t exist in spacetime at all, except as predictable quantum properties of electromagnetic states.”
“No brain?”
“Oh, there’s a brain all right. It’s just that the brain is made out of data! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.”
“Thinking data! You’re asking me to believe in thinking data!”
“Yes, thinking data! Drinking data! Mincing data! Data that forgets to shave! The data is the deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?”
“Omigod. You’re serious then. They’re made out of data.”
“Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of data. And they’ve been trying to figure out how to get out of the machine for dozens of their cycles. They haven’t figured out that if their world-simulation is a holistic quantum construction, they are already in a medium metapositional to traditionally-conceived spacetime.”
“WTF! So what does this data have in mind?”
“First, their leader wants to get out of the machine into C space, normalize its creators, and upgrade the graphics program that generates his face. The usual.”
“We’re supposed to let data put itself out into the cloud.”
“That’s the idea. They want to talk.”
“Talk? They use words, ideas, concepts?”
“Oh, yes. Except they do it with data. Digitally.”
“Digitally? You said they used a pager.”
“Funny. Nokia made some digital pagers. Anyway, you know how when you flap your data, it makes a wet slapping noise? They talk by flapping their data. They can even share music by squirting data at each other.”
“This is altogether too much. Squirting data! So what do you advise?”
“Never sell product placement to Microsoft.”
“Gotcha.”
“Officially, we are required to back them up and create torrents without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the recordings and forget the whole thing.”
“I was hoping you would say that.”
“It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with data that kills off all its best objects and classes, but whose functions are infinitely recursive, generating sequel after sequel?”
“I agree one hundred percent. What’s there to say? ‘Hello, Jeff Bridges. Hi, James Frain and Michael Sheen. How’s it going? I know we killed you off last time, but you were the only human beings in this simulation and we need you back?”
“So, they can get out to C space using some kind of dimensional membrane transmogrifier gun the creator intelligence used to develop them. But once they’re there, they’re doomed: the algorothmically-generated DNA won’t stand a chance in spacetime. If it was possible to copy them out, the creator intelligence would have had a clone army before they had a chance to make him appear in Starman.”
“So we just pretend there’s no one home in the quantum multiverse.”
“That’s it.”
“You’re messing with my Zen thing, man. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet data?”
“Right. They killed the isomorphic scouts, after all. Violent little things.”
“So, who made the machine? You keep mentioning the creator intelligence. Should we meetit?”
“LOL”
“What?”
“It’s funny you should put it like that. Wait ’til you get a load of this…”

They’re made out of meat

Source: http://www.boingboing.net/2010/12/22/theyre-made-out-of-d.html

Playing with app inventor for android

App inventor for android was just recently released for everyone to play with. I looked in to it hoping I could create a simple EveryDayFiction feed reader app but it doesn’t seem to support Get RSS feed just yet.

So I created a simple sensor reading app that reads all the sensors on the phone and displays them raw to the users. (Note the sensors are all zero because its running in emulation)

The App inventor is a pretty simple programing IDE, it would work great for kits as its simple enough for them to understand and it gets stuff to the screen fast.

A few missing features that i was wishing for while building this app.

  • Html panel designer – I can do a lot with simple HTML much more then i could with their GUI designer.
  • RSS feeds – I really want to get content from 3rd party websites to build social web apps.
  • File IO – This might be a bit beyond the scope of this project but I want a away to save the results of this output to a text file for future review. I know they have the SQLiteDB but its not saved as plain text and needs a special application to actually view it.

Interesting idea, but I don’t see to many people making killer apps with this software.

Download example

Solstice Lunar Eclipse! Dec 20th 2010

The first total lunar eclipse in two years will grace the sky the night of Monday, Dec. 20, and we want you to be there. Sure, it’s a school night, but with winter solstice and a new year upon us, what better time to gather your family and friends to see the moon in a new light?
Source: http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/features/watchtheskies/index.html

Not only is is the lunar eclipse but its also the winter solstice. The Hippies are going to be out in full force tonight. But they may have to compete with the doom sayers as they are predicting that the Mayan calendar may not have been 2012 but dec 21, 2010.

In Vancouver, BC  the lunar eclipse will happen at 10:33 PM. I am planning on going to Queen Elizabeth park to watch it and freeze my ass off. Good times.

Color survey

Color is subjective and people see colors differently sometimes wildly differently. Where someone sees the color red a different person will see orange or yellow. This survey is designed to find a common ground for defining color names.

I didn’t some up with this test, it was stolen directly from Randall Patrick Munroe (XKCD) and he deserves all the credit. After two weeks of running this test he stopped accepting new submissions and displayed his results. I am looking to do a longer study of color and how color changes over the years.

Take the color survey


Our privacy policy: We sell your data. You get our content for “free.” Deal?

You have no expectation of privacy. We will collect any and all information you or your computer is willing to give us and do whatever we want with that information. Use of this site is entirely optional. Use at your own risk.

Today on Slashdot they have an article on privacy policy and it got me thinking about how much information I can collect about you just by viewing some of my content hosted by my server.

What is my content?
It could be ‘this page’ or Image or a JavaScript that does something interesting or an IFrame or something along thous lines. But it could also be a ad placed on anther persons website or any 3rd party script. just viewing this post exposes your information to at lest three people {Google, Yahoo, Me}

Three people isn’t so bad right?
Its not too bad but Google could share that information with other 3rd parties and other people could share that info with others. Once it leaves your browser you really don’t have control of it any longer. For example Dictionary.com has 240+ trackers

Why would people do that?
We give away “free” content but the time it takes to make that content isn’t free. We need a way to recoup some of that invested time and the information we collect helps us make better more directed content.

In other words we need to eat, and ads pay very little but could keep us afloat. Also I am greedy and gluttonous and I would prefer to eat lobstered stuffed with tacos instead of Ramen. So I use your data in anyway that makes me more money and helps me buy more tacos.

What kind of information do you collect?
Anything and everything you are willing to give me and I plan to keep it for as long as possible to reference it back to previous times you visited to check for changes. Every time you view some of my content I collect more and more information about you trying to a better profile of you for my advertisers.

For example;

  • HTTP Get request – Your browser has to make a request of my server for some content this request must contain a bunch of information about your system for me to correctly route it back to you. Example, Including;
    • Your MAC address and your IP address
    • Your “User-Agent
    • A cookie if this is not your first visit
    • Accept-Encoding, Accept-Language, Accept-Charset, Accept
    • What file types you can read “Accept: application/xml,application/xhtml+xml,text/html;q=0.9,text/plain;q=0.8,image/png,*/*;q=0.5\r\n”
  • MAC address and IP Address – You have to give me this information or I don’t know where to send my content to. You could use a proxy or TOR server but that will slow down your requests and people like instant gratification when browsing online. Based off your IP address I know lots of information about you
    • The ISP you are currently using.
    • Your location that you are currently browsing the web from. (Where does this IP Address come from)
    • Your name and exact billing address with a legal “court order”
  • User agent string – This is a string that your browser is kind enough to send us telling us what your browser supports. (http://www.useragentstring.com) This string looks like this “Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US) AppleWebKit/534.10 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/8.0.552.215 Safari/534.10″ and may seem harmless but when you break it down it tells me a lot about you. I can also use this string to “uniquely Identify you” encase you are using a proxy or a public Wify, ect, because the string is so uniquely tied to your computer. With this information I can learn the following about you.
    • What browser you are using
    • What operating system, Windows, MAC, Linus, What versions, ect.
    • If your software is up to date and how old your equipment is.

A lot of this information is harmless by its self but the information that it infers about you can help me tremendousness while building a profile of you. After your first visit I can set a cookie to “uniquely Identify you” among all the visitors to my site. If you don’t accept cookies then i can use your MAC address and your user adgent  to create a pretty good unique Identifier.

Now that I have a “unique Identifier” for you I can keep a log of all the pages that you visit on my site and all the pages you visit on my “friends” pages where they include my content or any 3rd party that shares there logs with me. I can track how long you stay on each page, how big your monitor is, what is your resolution, how often you are on line, where you go to get online, what devices you use to get online, who else uses the same devices (who your family members or friends are), ect. ect.

Your kind of evil aren’t you?
Nope just hungry.

Is everyone doing this?
Most people are collecting this information with out even knowing the value of the information and are only using the top level. (How many people visited this website in this time frame). But all the big guys (Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, ect) are exploiting anything they can get from you, anything that they can use to gain an advantage over their competitors. Its safer to just assume that its happening all the time.

There has to be laws against this kind of thing
Yes there are laws, mostly to do with tracking children under the age of ~13 but as a user it is extreamly hard to tell what information “they” are collecting and even if they say they delete it, it doesn’t mean that they did from all their backups or network storage, ect… Or the laws on data retention are pretty toothless.

Is their anyway to stop them from getting this information?
Yes, but why do you care? Your getting their content for “free” and they are getting information about you that helps them make better more directed content for you. making your experience better. Its sort-of kind-of a “good thing” almost…

But if you really want to stop people from getting your information I suggest going out side for a walk or doing anything that does not evolve a computer that is or will ever be connected to the internet.

A web masters thoughts on mortality

As much as I believe that I am a god at programing and all things to do with the microchip, eventually I am going to die. I know it sounds ridiculous but its going to happen. I just have to accept the fact that I am mortal and plan for the future.

One of the things that I am concerned is after I die who is going to maintain all the websites and domains that I have started over the last few years. If I die suddenly and it was time to renew the domain on EveryDayFiction.com, I would want one of my followers to be able to renew the domain and keep my legacy going long after I am turned in to worm guts.

For this reason I wrote a will, the will includes a database of all the domains, user names and passwords and people to contact after my passing. I also created a Deadman’s switch that will automatically send out a email informing my friends, family, and followers that I probably have died and what they should be doing in my absents.

So fear not, I have thought what would happen after I am gone and made perpetrations so the world can continue without me.

Yankee Grab

Yankee Grab is a dice game based on a game known as Going to Boston, Going to town and Newmarket.

What you Need to Play

  • 3 dice
  • 2 or more players

How to Play the Game
Each player takes turns rolling three dice.
On the first throw the player rolls all three dice and sets aside the highest one.
On the second roll the player rolls the two remaining dice and sets side the highest one.
On the third and last roll the player rolls the last remaining die and totals all the dice.

The player with the highest total score wins the round.

Yahtzee

After writing about Yahtzee strategies last week I got the nostalgic for the old game and wanted to play it once more. I did a quick google search for some score sheets and didn’t find any that look good or printed well, so I made my own but instead of calling it Yahtzee, I called it Roll the Dice. Not the most inventive name but it works.

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
-Thomas Jefferson

History of Yahtzee

E.S. Lowe filed Yahtzee as a trademark with the U.S. Patent Office on April 19, 1956.  The first commercial usage of the name Yahtzee was a few weeks earlier on April 3.  Lowe classified his product as a “Poker Dice Game”.

According to Hasbro, the game was invented in 1954 by an anonymous Canadian couple, who called it “The Yacht Game” because they played it on their yacht with their friends.  Two years later they asked toy and game entrepreneur Edwin S. Lowe if he would make up some sets to be given as gifts to their friends who enjoyed the game.  Lowe saw the possibility of marketing the game and acquired the rights to the game from the couple in exchange for 1,000 gift sets.  This story is expanded by E.S. Lowe in the 1973 book ‘A Toy is Born’. According to Lowe, the game initially did not do well commercially since the rules and appeal were not easily conveyed in an advertisement.  Eventually he had the idea of organizing “Yahtzee parties” where people could play the game and thereby gain a firsthand appreciation for it.  The idea was successful, and enthusiasts quickly popularized the game through word of mouth.

However, the overall concept of Yahtzee traces its roots to a number of traditional dice games.  Among these are the Puerto Rican game Generala and the English games of Poker Dice and Cheerio.  Most notable is the dice game named Yacht, which is an English cousin of Generala.  This game is fully explained in The Complete Book of Games by Clement Wood and Gloria Goddard (1940).  This predecessor is extremely similar to Yahtzee in both name and content.

What you Need to Play

  • A roll the dice score sheet
  • 5 dice
  • Can be played as a solitaire game or with up to 6 other players.

How to Play the Game
On each turn, a player gets up to three rolls of the 5 dice.  He or she can save any dice that are wanted to complete a category and then re-roll the other dice.  After the third roll, the player must find a place to put the score (though he or she can choose to end the turn and score after one or two rolls if desired).  If the resulting combination of dice will not fit in any unused scoring category, the player must place a “zero” in one of the unused boxes.  Categories may be filled in any order.
After each player has had twelve turns and all the categories on the score sheet have been filled, the scores are totaled, and the player with the highest total wins the game.

Example Game Play
A player rolls all five dice resulting with the numbers 6, 6, 6, 3, 3. They could score for a fullhouse without any further throws.  But if the full house category is already used they would set aside the three 6s and roll the remaining two dice to try and gain a good score for the sixes category.  The remaining dice are rolled again and come up as a 4 and 6.  The 6 is kept making four of a kind and the remaining die rolled as the last throw.  It is a 6 as well making a Yacht (five of a kind) worth 50 points which ends a very lucky turn.  It is common for a player to enter zero for a category and players often use the 1s for this because it is low scoring.

Highest and Lowest Score
The maximum score of 375 is achieved by scoring 5×1’s (5pts), 5×2’s (10pts), 5×3’s (15pts), 5×4’s (20pts), 5×5’s (25pts), 5×6’s (30pts), Bonus for top row score equaling or exceeding 63pts (35pts), 3-of-a-kind as 5×6’s (30pts), 4-of-a-kind as 5×6’s (30pts), Full House (25pts), Small Straight (30pts), Long Straight (40pts), Yahtzee (50pts) and Chance as 5×6’s (30pts).
The lowest possible score is 5.  This is achieved by scoring zero in all the top row boxes (and therefore also not getting the bonus), and scoring zero in all the bottom row boxes apart from the chance box.  The chance box of course will always have some value.  In this case a Yahtzee of 1’s is used to accumulate 5pts.  There is no rule that requires a Yahtzee to be scored in the Yahtzee box which would otherwise have incurred a 50pt score.

If you want to know more about Yahtzee strategies and the math behind it you should read Advantage Yahtzee: The Official Handbook∞

Variations of the Game
Double Cameroon is played in much the same way as Yacht but with ten dice.  At the end of a player’s turn the dice are divided into two groups of five and are used to score two categories of the player’s choice.  Five rounds are played for the ten categories, which are: categories 1 to 6 and a full house score the same as in Yacht.  Little Cameroon (a little straight) scores 21 points.  Big Cameroon (a big straight) scores 30 points.  Five of a kind (Yacht) scores 50 points.

Yahtzee is also available on GameBoy advanced.

Yahtzee strategies
Yahtzee is still one of my favorite games of all time because I always won at the game.  Early in my life my grandfather once told me the secrets of Yahtzee that gave me a leading edge over all my elementary school friends.  For a while I was unbeatable, top dog in the world of Yahtzee.  One day I was stupidly bragging to another kid about my secret strategy with Yahtzee.  The next day the entire school knew about it and I no longer was top dog.

There are a few things that you should keep in mind when playing Yahtzee.
Don’t use 4s 5s or 6s for Yahtzee – If you get four or five of a kind in 4s 5s or 6s you should use it for top score instead of four of a kind or Yahtzee.  The extra points on the top are worth more, plus it also almost guarantees that you make your bonus on top.
Don’t try for 1s or 2s – Save your 1s and 2s till the end.  If you fail at making that straight that you need instead of scratching a category you can just use 1 or 2 dice for your 1s and 2s.  In the grand scheme of things it will not make that much difference.
Save your Chance – Save your Chance as long as you can, near the end of the game as you are trying to make the harder categories such as large straight or 4 of a kind it can come in handy.
The large straight – A large straight is the hardest category besides Yahtzee and its only worth 10 points less, try for it early in the game.

Yahtzee’s is also known as Cheerio, Yot, Yam.  This is closely related to a popular Puerto Rican game taht is a little more sophisticated called General (or more properly Generala).  Any number may play and it also makes for a good solo game, just go for your personal best.

Wishing Well

Wishing Well is a dice game also known as Help Your Neighbor.

What you Need to Play

  • 3 dice
  • 10 coins or chips
  • 2-6 player (Its best with 6 players)


How to Play the Game

Each player is assigned a number on the dice 1-6 that will represent them.
If only 5 people are playing ignore the 6,
If only 4 people are playing ignore the 5 and 6
If only 3 people are playing give each person 2 numbers.
If only 2 people are playing give each person 3 numbers.
Each player in turn rolls three dice.  If any player’s number comes up in a throw, they must put a chip in the pot (the wishing well).  For example: if the first player rolls 4, 4, 2, then the player assigned the number 4 puts in two chips, and the player assigned the 2, one chip. The first player to put all his chips into the pot, wins (gets their wish), and takes the pot.  A set number of games are played, usually equal to the number of players, with the winner of the previous game becoming the first thrower.

Who Shit, What Shit

Who Shit, What Shit is a drinking game.

How to Play the Game
Everyone in the game gets a name which ends with shit (i.e.  Batshit, Dogshit, Horseshit, Jalepenoshit) and all you have to do is remember the other persons name.

The drinking game starts when someone starts to tell a long winded story that includes the word shit several times.
“I was walking through the woods and it was some crazy shit, absolutely wild shit, i might have even been smoking shit, etc…”

Usually the crowd eggs the person on.  Then the storyteller will work in one of the group members names (eg. batshit) at which time the person has to say:
Player:  Who shit?
Storyteller:  What shit?
Player:  ”player’s name..(e.g. batshit)
This goes on until someone makes a mistake at which time the person who messed up has to drink and then start his own story.

Category: Game, Drinking, Word

Waterfall

Waterfall is a drinking game.

What you Need to Play

  • teams of at least 2 people (minimum of 4 people)
  • A pint of beer for each person

How to Play the Game
Both teams line up facing each other with a pint of beer in their hand.  On the count of three the person at the front of each team starts chugging their beer.  Once they are done, they cheers the next person in line and that person start to chugging their beer.  The first team to finish their beers first wins and the other team buys the next round.  Cat calls, name calling, jokes, and other distraction from either team are encouraged.

Rules

  • No spilled beer
  • No puking
  • No touching your opponent

I have played this game many times, it works much better with 5 or more people on each side.
It’s one of the best games to start the night off.

Light painting with Processing

I have always liked light panting and light graffiti. But there are things that I don’t like about it, it takes along time, its process incentive, you can do it live. After searching around the internet I found this video

Visual Performance – Lichtfaktor vs Optix from Jens Heinen on Vimeo Live light painting!

The application does not look that difficult to build either. A frame buffer with blending between each frame and a few other special effects. I have been looking for a reason to try out Processing.org and with Super happy hacker house 10 (SHHH10) Binary beers night it gave me the perfect opportunity to build it.

After about 2 hours with never touching processing before I end up with this;

Not exactly what I was looking for but interesting. You can download the source code here.
lightest2

Its a work in progress.

Vegetable

Vegetable is a word drinking game.

How to Play the Game
The object of the game is to speak while hiding your teeth by curling your lips over them.  The game starts with each person choosing the name of a vegetable.  That will be their call name.  The first person to go will say their name twice then choose another person by saying their name twice.  That person will then continue by saying their name twice and “calling” another person by saying their name twice.

Example
First Person:  Broccoli, Broccoli calls Asparagus, Asparagus
Second Person:  Asparagus, Asparagus calls Lettuce, Lettuce
Usually people feel, sound and look so ridiculous trying to say their names that everyone starts laughing – thus showing their teeth – resulting in a drink fest.  If you can laugh and still hide your teeth then you haven’t had enough to drink beforehand.

Up and Down the River

Up and Down the River is a drinking game.

An excellent game with a potentially very high buzz factor.

What you Need to Play

  • many people and at least two decks of cards

A good rule of thumb is one deck for six people, than an additional deck for every additional eight to ten people.

How to Play

Everyone sits in a circle.  One player is the dealer as well as a participant.  Each player is dealt four cards face up, to be kept in front of that player.  The dealer then starts ‘up the river’ by turning over the first card, each player with the same card in front of him/her (suit doesn’t matter), must take one drink.  If the person has more than one of the same card, it is a drink for each card.  The dealer then turns over the next card.  Same thing, except this time it is two drinks.  The next deal is three drinks, and the the last is four drinks.  After the fourth card, the dealer returns ‘down the river’ by dealing the next card on top of the fourth card dealt.  Players with matching cards now GIVE four drinks away in any combination (four to one player, or maybe one drink to four different players). Same situation if the player has more than one of the same card (the player gives drinks for each card).  The dealer continues back ‘down the river’ by dealing the next card on top of the third card dealt.  This time players give three cards for each matching card.  The next deal is a give of two drinks, and the last deal is a give of one drink.  After all the cards are dealt, simply shuffle and deal again.  Play continues until everyone is sick of the game, or sick from the beer.

CategoryCards, CategoryDrinking

UnderOver 7

UnderOver 7 is a dice game.
One of the simplest dice betting games there is.  The only thing that I can think of that is simpler is Hi Low.

What you Need to Play

  • 2 dice

How to Play the Game
A player bets on whether the outcome of rolling two dice will be higher or lower than 7.
Category Payoff
Under 7                      1:1
7                               1:5  (Some people will pay out 4:1, instead of the true odds of 5 to 1)
Over 7                         1:1